I just learnt than San Francisco banned bottled water! This is crazy! This is absurd! (See here)
Outside on a hot day, where will I get my hydration? I cannot be expected to go to the toilet and drink from a dirty tap, can I? The only way I can get my hydration will be to purchase expensive soft drinks, and I will be taking in loads of sugar and artificial flavorings, not to mention taking a toll on my kidneys and liver!
If you ban bottled water, then why aren’t you banning soft drinks that come in aluminium cans and plastic bottles? Aren’t they also unfriendly to the environment? Why ban bottled water but not aluminium and plastic soft drinks? WHY WHY WHY????????
Clearly, this is the work of environmentalist IDIOTS who use their powerful muscle TO SHOVE THEIR WAY OF LIFE DOWN OUR THROATS.
If you ban bottled water, then what liquid shall I use to swallow my medication when I am outside, and what shall I use to hydrate on a hot day?
Surely I can’t just go up to a house I happen to pass by, knock on the door, and ask the owner to spare me two cups of boiled water?!?!!
Surely I can’t just go to the toilet and drink it from the dirty tap or the toilet bowl?!?!?!!
I am already helping to save my world by taking public transport. I am already doing my part by turning off my air con when I sleep.
If you deprive me of bottled water and I suffer dehydration when I am outside on a hot day … I WILL SEND MY MEDICAL BILLS TO THESE STUPID ENVIRONMENTALISTS.
These environmentalists have shown themselves to be dictatorial and do not care about the welfare of human beings. They only care about their selfish agenda which is funded by wealthy sponsors.
Why else would these stupid environmentalists go after bottled water – the healthiest form of hydration – and leave soft drinks alone?
These environmentalists are shoving their values and way of life down our throats. They have no regard for the health and welfare of other human beings. All they care about is their agenda of oppression of humanity in the name of saving the planet.
Their views and methods are distorted and repugnant. This ban on bottled water is silly and idiotic and utterly senseless.